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Jory  Pacht's avatar

Give me a break!!! Although it has been a while since I matriculated, I spent 8.5 years in college to obtain a BS. M.S, and Ph.D. Some of my professors were brilliant. Three in particular had a huge, very positive impact on my life. But then there was the deadwood.

Let me discuss two of my greatest hits:

1) Stan the Burnout. Stan was in his 50’s when I had him for undergraduate stratigraphy. Stan could not be bothered to make up new tests every year, so he used the same ones over and over again. Then he handed back the corrected versions. Well, it did not take long for us to figure out how that game was played. We got the midterms and finals from our upperclassman friends and memorized the answers. We all got A’s and none of us learned a single thing. And this was before grade inflation. 🤣🤣🤣

2) Charles the Pervert: Charles was in his 60’s, when I was his TA. I don’t think he ever published an original piece of work, and he was a horrible teacher. He did like teenage girls, however. Charles was still an Associate Professor. The department wanted him out for years after he hit on a married woman early in his career and that led to a fist fight with the husband. But you can’t fire someone with tenure, right? So, there he was; 60+ years old and hitting on 19-year-old girls. Fortunately, girls were made of sterner stuff when I was in school. “Karen” used to hold court in the geology student lounge. She had us literally rolling on the floor laughing at Charles’ latest ham-fisted advances.

The idea that you need tenure to do long term research is ludicrous. The researchers at Nvidia did not have tenure when they developed AI chips. Neither did the coders at Anthropic who developed the first LLM. How about the Moderna and Pfizer scientists that invented mRNA vaccines? I could go on. Several scientists at Bell Labs won Nobel Prizes.

Universities are medieval institutions. They originally developed as outgrowths of the church The cap and gown were the hottest thing in fashion for a 13th century European cleric. Tenure is a holdover from that period, in which one was expected to devote his (no hers allowed) life to the monastic lifestyle. You check in but you don’t check out.

Getting a tenure-track position at a university these days is like winning the lottery. There is a vast oversupply of Ph.D.’s. In STEM, most will go to industry but many of those in the humanities are condemned to a lifetime of poverty as adjunct professors. The problem will get worse as the baby bust works its way through the university system. Some of those newly minted Ph.D.’s could be great teachers and researchers. We will never know until we make room for them by putting the burnouts and perverts out to pasture.

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The section in this article about civil discourse was so discouraging. It seems there is absolutely no topic exempt from ideological capture or any way to save established institutions of higher education from themselves. Another exemplar of this seems to be that the only way to get universities to balance their scales is through the creation of various civics centers/departments SEPARATE from their established humanities/social science departments. More and more it seems to me that established institutions just can’t get through the knothole to pursue viewpoint diversity. I am a donor to HxA in lieu of donating to my alma mater with hopes there is a glimmer of a chance, but this sort of thing makes me reconsider my decision and instead direct my donations and legacy giving plan to those forming new institutions from the ground up. What a sad state of affairs. Ugh.

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